"Don't tell me to walk my high prey dog off lease! I don't wanna hear the truth!"

"HALP! I have two intact dogs that fight CONSTANTLY. How dare they! I'm a breeder of teacup min pins and I absolutely do not know what to do!"

"Hi. I'm a man (or woman) with way too much attachment to the testicles of my dogs. All those health benefits that your vet tells you about is pure BS. Pyometra? BS. Cancer? Behavioral issues that can be ( Read more... )

Forget behavior modification because it obviously won't work on our super special sheltie who happens to bark a lot (because lord knows shelties aren't barky dogs to begin with)! Don't tell me ANYTHING other than a good brand of barking collar because people who don't like to cause their animals pain are HIPPIES.

Dude! You know, a bark collar won ( Read more... )

from my local craigslist:

http://wv.craigslist.org/pet/455738134.html

why would you want three kittens that are probably going to have some fucked-up behavioral issues when they get older?

went to a friend of a friend's house last night where there were 2 chocolate lab puppies. dominance theory abounds with such great ideas - never, ever let a dog go through a door before you. never let the dog eat before you eat. and sleeping in the bed? that's like asking for chaos. oh and these dogs are special - they perceive no pain ( Read more... )

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Q:  My cat has started acting oddly.  Sometimes when I go to let him outside ( Read more... )

You would think that the universe would at this point be so sick of my "a crate saved my dog's life" story that it would stop spewing crate-haters on to all my dog fora. I have to admit though, this one provided enough hearty lulz that I'm willing to forgive being made to tell that story again. It started off in normal "how would you like to spend ( Read more... )

To my fellow apartment dwellers ( Read more... )

Want to train your dog to walk off leash in a suburban neighbourhood? S'easy ( Read more... )